From the Tales By Males team, we are presenting for you the 51 Funny Positive Attitude Quotes for Work that will help you in keeping up a positive attitude at your workplace with a pie of being funny as so you don’t stress out at all while doing your work and be more productive.
These quotes will make your bonding with your colleagues a much strong and soak out all the stress you go through all day while having a smile on your face which also plays a major role in your health as well.
Reading these Funny Positive Attitude Quotes for Work will turn to fill you up top to bottom with energy when you will be heading to your workplace and make you feel more comfortable, fresh, and productive in your whole day.
Positive Attitude Quotes are selected by the Tales By Males editorial team which were said by famous Entrepreneurs and CEOs around the world.
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Here are the 51 Best Funny Positive Attitude Quotes for Work
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” Bill Gates
“Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.” Leslie Nielsen
“Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?” Anonymous
“No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.” Groucho Marx
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” John Gotti
“When did my boss ask me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.” Anonymous
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” Elbert Hubbard
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” Anonymous
“It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend than be one.” Clarence Darrow
“My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I’m still at work.” Anonymous
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” John Gotti
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” George Carlin
“It’s funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don’t do them.” Anonymous
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” Peter Drucker
“Television is NOT real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” Bill Gates
“He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.” Paddy O’Dea
‘It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” Dwight D. Eisenhower
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” Leo Durocher
“If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X, Y is playing, and Z keeping your mouth shut.” Albert Einstien
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” Elbert Hubbard
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” Robert Orben
“If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.” Homer Simpson
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend than be one.” Clarence Darrow
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” Claude McDonald
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” Oscar Wilde
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” George Carlin
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” William Faulkner
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Payday, lunchtime, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” Tom Goins
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” Edgar Bergen
“You can’t have a million-dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” Zig Ziglar
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Payday, lunchtime, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” Tom Goins
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” Sam Ewing
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” Jerome K. Jerome
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” Sarah Brown
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” Claude McDonald
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” Robert Benchley
“The easiest job in the world has to be a coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” Dennis Miller
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” Robert Orben
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” Ogden Na
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” Mark Twain
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” Sam Ewing
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” Oscar Wilde
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” Joe Girard
“Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance?” Edgar Bergen
“Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.” Ed Bernard
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” Dave Barry
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” Sam Ewing
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” Drew Carey
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” Kin Hubbard
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.” Rita Rudne
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