51 Funny Positive Attitude Quotes for Work

From the Tales By Males team, we are presenting for you the 51 Funny Positive Attitude Quotes for Work that will help you in keeping up a positive attitude at your workplace with a pie of being funny as so you don’t stress out at all while doing your work and be more productive.

These quotes will make your bonding with your colleagues a much strong and soak out all the stress you go through all day while having a smile on your face which also plays a major role in your health as well.

Reading these Funny Positive Attitude Quotes for Work will turn to fill you up top to bottom with energy when you will be heading to your workplace and make you feel more comfortable, fresh, and productive in your whole day.

Positive Attitude Quotes are selected by the Tales By Males editorial team which were said by famous Entrepreneurs and CEOs around the world.

We have selected Positive Attitude Work Quotes from thousands of Quotes about Work so it can impact the reader hard. Our motive is to provide our readers with the legit information that is up to the mark instead of presenting junk.

So let’s jump right into Funny Positive Attitude Quotes for Work.

Here are the 51 Best Funny Positive Attitude Quotes for Work

1. “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” Bill Gates
2. “Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.” Leslie Nielsen
3. “Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?” Anonymous
4. “No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.” Groucho Marx
5. “If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” John Gotti
6. “When did my boss ask me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.” Anonymous
7. “People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” Elbert Hubbard
8. “If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” Anonymous
9. “It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
10. “I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend than be one.” Clarence Darrow
11. “My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I’m still at work.” Anonymous
12. “If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” John Gotti
13. “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” George Carlin
14. “It’s funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don’t do them.” Anonymous
15. “Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” Peter Drucker
16. “Television is NOT real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” Bill Gates
17. “He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.” Paddy O’Dea
18. ‘It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” Dwight D. Eisenhower
19. “An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” Leo Durocher
20. “If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X, Y is playing, and Z keeping your mouth shut.” Albert Einstien

21. “People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” Elbert Hubbard
22. “Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” Robert Orben
23. “If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.” Homer Simpson
24. “I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend than be one.” Clarence Darrow
25. “If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” Claude McDonald
26. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” Oscar Wilde
27. “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” George Carlin
28. “It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” William Faulkner
29. “As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Payday, lunchtime, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” Tom Goins
30. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” Edgar Bergen
31. “You can’t have a million-dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” Zig Ziglar
32. “As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Payday, lunchtime, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” Tom Goins
33. “Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” Sam Ewing
34. “I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” Jerome K. Jerome
35. “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” Sarah Brown
36. “If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” Claude McDonald
37. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” Robert Benchley

38. “The easiest job in the world has to be a coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” Dennis Miller
39. “Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” Robert Orben
40. “People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” Ogden Na
41. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” Mark Twain
42. “Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” Sam Ewing
43. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” Oscar Wilde
44. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” Joe Girard
45. “Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance?” Edgar Bergen
46. “Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.” Ed Bernard
47. “If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” Dave Barry
48. “Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” Sam Ewing
49. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” Drew Carey
50. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” Kin Hubbard
51. “I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.” Rita Rudne

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